Light Relief

Three vicars from St David’s diocese were having lunch together.

One said: “Duw, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything – noise, sprays, cats – nothing seems to scare them away.”

Another said: “Yeah, me too, I’ve got hundreds living in the bell tower and in the roof of the vicarage. I’ve even had the place fumigated, and they won’t go away.”

The third said: “I’ve had the same problem. I made them members of the church……haven’t seen one back since!”