A gentleman who was a retired headmaster, said that the first time he felt old was when he was in  a queue at the post office to collect his pension and found himself behind a former pupil who was there for the same purpose!

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A young man asked his father, a church minister, if he could borrow the family car.

‘Not until you get your hair cut’ said the father.

‘What’s your problem? Asked the son. ‘Moses had long hair, so did Samson and even Jesus.’

‘That’s true,’ replied the father, ‘and they also walked everywhere.’

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