2019 Stay away from negative people. 2020 stay away from positive people


How things have changed…Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!


Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?


I never thought the comment,’ I wouldn’t touch him/her with a six foot barge pole’ would become a national policy!


I need to practice social distancing… from the fridge!


I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the garden. I’m getting tired of the living room!


Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money!


Had I known in March that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant,

I would have ordered the dessert!


Most people don’t think I am as old as I am, until they hear me stand up!


I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do, it’s because I’ve missed my exit!


I’ve got myself a seniors GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there!


Don’t let them take your temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket because it can erase your memory.

I went in for pasta and cheese and came out with two cases of lager!